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【英语笑话】妻子帮警察的忙  

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  【英语笑话】         妻子帮警察的忙

    来源:网络                                                               翻译:佳中

 

                     

 

 

 

                                                                    Wife Helps Out The Cop

 

                             A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation

                     takes place:

 

                     Man:  What’s the problem, officer?

                     Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

                     Man: No sir, I was going 65.

                     Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man givers his wife a dirty look.)

                     Cop:   I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

                     Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!

                     Wife: Oh Harry, you”ve known aboutn that tail light for weeks. (Man gives

                                    his wife another dirty look.)

                     Cop:   I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

                     Man:  Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

                     Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

                     Man:  Shut your mouth, you, bad woman!

                     Cop:   Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

                     Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

 

 

                                                                 妻子帮警察的忙

                            一位男司机被警察拦下,于是有了下面一段对话。

                   男子:有啥问题吗?警官。

                   警察:你在55英里的限区车速至少有75英里。

                   男子:不对吧,警官先生。我开的车速只有65英里。

                   妻子:嗨,哈利,你开的是80英里车速。(男子恶狠狠地瞪了妻子一眼,)

                   警察:你的车尾灯坏了,我也要给你开罚单。

                   男子:尾灯坏了吗?我不知道呀。

                   妻子:嗨,哈利,几个礼拜前你就知道了。(男子又恶狠狠地瞪了妻子一眼,)

                   警察:我还要给你张传票,你没有系安全带。

                   男子:你向车走来时我刚解开的。

                   妻子:嗨,哈利,你从不系安全带。

                   男子:闭嘴,你这个臭婆娘!

                   警察:夫人,你丈夫总是这样跟你说话吗?

                   妻子:不,他喝醉时才这样。

 

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